T.O.I.F: The "Don't Let the Cops Search Your Car" Edition

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
07/29/2016 at 10:21 • Filed to: cars & meth & coffee?

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Jaguar F-Pace for your time

someone near my neighborhood has one. about as big as a Porsche Macan


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:23

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Yeah, like they care if you say no.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:24

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When Krispy Kreme's doors are still locked at 5am, I WILL BE THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:25

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I saw an F-Pace the other day. I thought it looked meh.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:27

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The weird thing about this is that the cop didn’t recognize a doughnut ingredient when he saw it.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/29/2016 at 10:29

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All the stars for you, sir.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:31

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You’d of thought if anyone would know what doughnut glaze looks like it would be them.

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Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:32

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Kinja'd!!! boredalways > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
07/29/2016 at 10:36

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bummer. i think the look is understated, kinda of like Audi


Kinja'd!!! Sam > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:39

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It’s amazing that these Orlando PD officers have never seen crystal meth before.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:48

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They claim they tested the substance and it was meth, yet it seems based on the articles that it was conclusively icing. Wat gives?


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
07/29/2016 at 10:49

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Have you seen a Model X yet?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 10:53

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Doughnuts? Blimey, whatever did I give the wife?

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Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > BeaterGT
07/29/2016 at 10:55

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Nope, not yet.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Dru
07/29/2016 at 11:22

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The only purpose of the test is to come back positive.

Note also that the article says that the results of field drug tests are not tracked. That would be because they’ve all come back positive. Always. Forever.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Dru
07/29/2016 at 11:26

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If it’s like some of the field tests I’ve seen they put a tiny amount in a vial and shake it around then are supposed to match it to a color card. If you’ve ever worked water chemistry for a hot tub or aquarium or whatever you’ll know how ‘accurate’ those tests are in the best of lighting...on the side of the road all bets are off.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > jariten1781
07/29/2016 at 11:49

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So in real terms, and possibly in courtroom terms, those test results are almost worthless?


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Dru
07/29/2016 at 13:30

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Nah, they’re good enough to estabish (keyword/tricky phrase) probable cause to secure an arrest and search for further evidence. If it’s done properly (possible), under adaquate conditions (possible), with an honest person administering (possible) then it really does have worth. Granted, any one of those break down (and it’s eminently possible for a well meaning person not to realize the lighting is not correct or whatever, just like it’s possible to read your nitrates wrong and slaughter all your fish) and it truely does become worthless.

However, it is not nearly enough to secure a conviction which is exactly why these flakes were sent to a lab for real, repeatable testing under controlled conditions.


Kinja'd!!! Rykilla303 > boredalways
07/29/2016 at 14:39

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“I have someplace to be, sir, no thank you.”